Ran'dem Rhymes vol.#14 Silly Spitz

by Ruhudeen Ali

July 21st, 2010

Necesito tamago para mi estomago

chillin on the Galapagos 

and I'm your host so here's a toast

ok so its a boast ::cough:: tengo tos

vamanos and walk a mile in my zapatos

I love Sabados but not feelin Domingos

I'm technically a gringo but speak the lingo

girls say 'que lindo eres'

but my name's not Felindo Perez

I'm not Hispanic nor a Latino head

ain't a chico with dreads 

seekin Seiko watches with diamond embeds

still I eat dem Jalapeños meng 

I'm a desi kid in keds fool

you maybe thought I was in med school

in case you bled stool, (sorry bro)

Bobby Jindal is the feds' tool

I'm flooded with ice to keep my head cool

I'm a rhymin infidel Castro

not a communist but rhymin is manifesto

life's a test bro I'm proper stressed yo

but I'm blessed though cuz the nest grows

and I shower with the Zest yo

pop a Mentos and I'm fresh so

I'm back on my daily grind

runnin outta time ain't cuttin lines

but instead I'm spittin them 

and after a sick punchline I'm spittin phlegm

I usually end my raps with a prayer and 'amen'

cuz a ringstone still needs a gem so, (ehem)

I wanna thank God for the blessings on my fam

maybe now we can travel lands

to visit your house in the sands

I'm just grateful to see light at the end of the tunnel

cuz these past few years were kinda bummer

time to live out old dreams check out new scenes

like as a kid I wanted to be a drummer but for now 
its time to just enjoy the summer with my team nah mean?